Pool Standings
| 1 | Paige | 1050.5 pts |
| 2 | Christina | 1043 pts |
| 3 | Dave | 827 pts |
| 4 | Bill | 810.5 pts |
| 5 | Tim | 789.5 pts |
| 6 | Shaun | 778 pts |
| 7 | Niki N. | 769.5 pts |
| 8 | Taylor | 698 pts |
| 9 | Bri | 587.5 pts |
| 10 | Jeff | 554.5 pts |
| 11 | Dan | 548 pts |
| 12 | Matt D. | 477 pts |
| 13 | Matt M. | 464 pts |
| 14 | Zach | 460 pts |
| 15 | Chelsea | 421 pts |
Survivor Player Ranking
| 1 | Aubry | 202.5 pts |
| 2 | Jonathan | 191 pts |
| 3 | Joe | 183 pts |
| 4 | Rizo | 167.5 pts |
| 5 | Tiffany | 136 pts |
| 6 | Cirie | 118.5 pts |
| 7 | Rick | 97 pts |
| 8 | Emily | 82.5 pts |
| 9 | Ozzy | 71.5 pts |
| 10 | Christian | 62.5 pts |
| 11 | Stephenie | 54.5 pts |
| 12 | Chrissy | 36 pts |
| 13 | Dee | 28 pts |
| 14 | Coach | 27.5 pts |
| 15 | Kamilla | 14 pts |
| 16 | Colby | 13.5 pts |
| 16 | Genevieve | 13.5 pts |
| 18 | Angelina | 10 pts |
| 19 | Charlie | 6.5 pts |
| 20 | Mike | 3 pts |
| 21 | Jenna | 0 pts |
| 21 | Kyle | 0 pts |
| 21 | Q | 0 pts |
| 21 | Savannah | 0 pts |
The Picks
| Bill | Bri | Chelsea | Christina | Dan | Dave | Jeff | Matt D. | Matt M. | Niki N. | Paige | Shaun | Taylor | Tim | Zach | |
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| Tiffany |
Winner
Reg Pick
Merge Pick
Week by week
Survivor players
| Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Angelina | 7 | 4 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Aubry | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 7 | 5 | 16 | 17 | 20 | 22 | 29 | 73 | 0 |
| Charlie | 4 | 3.5 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chrissy | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 11.5 | 13 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Christian | 4 | 5 | 6 | 13 | 14.5 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cirie | 4 | 3.5 | 6 | 7 | 13 | 15 | 17 | 19 | 28 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Coach | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Colby | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dee | 4 | 3.5 | 6 | 13 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Emily | 4 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 14.5 | 16 | 10 | 19 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Genevieve | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jenna | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Joe | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 7 | 7.5 | 18 | 23 | 19 | 21 | 37 | 37 | 0 |
| Jonathan | 4 | 3.5 | 2 | 8.5 | 13 | 8 | 10 | 19 | 32 | 28 | 63 | 0 |
| Kamilla | 4 | 3.5 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike | 4 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozzy | 4 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 13.5 | 15 | 11 | 19 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Q | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rick | 4 | 3.5 | 2 | 7 | 14.5 | 16 | 11 | 14 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rizo | 4 | 3.5 | 9 | 4 | 13 | 16 | 17 | 19 | 21 | 28 | 33 | 0 |
| Savannah | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Stephenie | 0 | 5 | 9 | 16 | 7.5 | 15 | 10 | -8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tiffany | 4 | 5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 7 | 18 | 17 | 25 | 21 | 27 | 3 | 0 |
Pool Members
| Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill | 28 | 37 | 48.5 | 71.5 | 85.5 | 109 | 87 | 83 | 94 | 63 | 106 | 0 |
| Bri | 28 | 26 | 33.5 | 31.5 | 43.5 | 64 | 55 | 72 | 66 | 57 | 106 | 0 |
| Chelsea | 24 | 27.5 | 33.5 | 45 | 36.5 | 54 | 35 | 30 | 30 | 28 | 63 | 0 |
| Christina | 28 | 34 | 41.5 | 61 | 80.5 | 102 | 105 | 102 | 149 | 128 | 206 | 0 |
| Dan | 32 | 31 | 32.5 | 49 | 58 | 70 | 47 | 71 | 53 | 28 | 63 | 0 |
| Dave | 32 | 31.5 | 39.5 | 42 | 66.5 | 95 | 90 | 96 | 90 | 100 | 143 | 0 |
| Jeff | 32 | 28 | 28 | 41.5 | 42 | 56 | 49 | 63 | 81 | 61 | 66 | 0 |
| Matt D. | 24 | 31 | 46.5 | 44.5 | 63 | 75 | 53 | 49 | 17 | 28 | 33 | 0 |
| Matt M. | 28 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 47.5 | 58 | 80 | 53 | 50 | 44 | 27 | 3 | 0 |
| Niki N. | 28 | 32.5 | 35.5 | 58.5 | 77 | 101 | 80 | 82 | 104 | 62 | 96 | 0 |
| Paige | 47 | 52 | 59 | 81.5 | 97 | 119 | 114 | 130 | 137 | 143 | 221 | 15 |
| Shaun | 32 | 38.5 | 46.5 | 51.5 | 56 | 96 | 82 | 69 | 62 | 94 | 143 | 0 |
| Taylor | 32 | 31 | 31 | 32 | 60 | 79 | 72 | 91 | 94 | 63 | 106 | 0 |
| Tim | 32 | 29.5 | 33.5 | 43 | 53 | 72 | 72 | 77 | 103 | 100 | 173 | 0 |
| Zach | 32 | 27 | 38 | 41.5 | 57 | 77 | 53 | 49 | 17 | 28 | 33 | 0 |
Notes from the commish
May 20
- Well, that’s a wrap on Season 50! Thanks for playing, everyone. Exciting, fun, annoying, hilarious, and top it off with a MAJOR live-finale fuckup for the ages. We all knew Riz wasn’t sparking shit.
- Congrats to Paige on her back-to-back win, thanks to her winner pick pulling through at the very last minute! (Felt like Jono had it at Final, but Aubry got the ol’ Denzel Washington for Training Day. If you know, you know.) Her dancing with Coach will replay in my head forever. Gonna grow out a skullet and top-bun it in her honour.
- Christina’s incredible run will be haunted by the Tiff-for-Chrissy Merge Swap. May the weak edit in early episodes be a lesson to us all! 2nd is still damn swell out of 15. Congrats!
- Just when I thought Bill was ready to polish bronze, the Mysterious Dave came in to win his and Chelsea’s money back. Good husband. He is real, I’m sure of it.
- The Nuttals both repeat in 5th and 7th. Entschuldigen Sie, that’s weird, but great.
- Thanks again for playing! See you in the fall for 51, which looks like will be idol and advantage mayhem. I don’t have a chance. HONKKKKKKKK
May 7
- Well, well, well, the piss parade continues on the Commish’s (and Zach’s) picks. Damn it, Ozzy! What do you think, you’re taking that idol home to pawn it? Frigging hippy.
- Finally some proper idol/advantage play!
- Christina almost has this thing all tied up in a bow and ready to go. The top 8 picks are official now: Cirie, Riz, Aub, Dev, Emmo, Jannatin, JOE and TIFF. Beware the early season weak edit!
- My guess is three more tribals, with a double goner again next week. Final placement points commence with whoever sits 6th after next week.
- It’s my lovely wife’s birthday! She worked hard at this site and really loves this pool. Show her some love!
April 30
- Okay, SO– The Mr. Beast thing ended up being the best of the celebrity game incorporation. Attaboy, Jimmy. Ep 10 was very fun.
- My reptilian MAGA Mama has bit the DUST. This assassination was no hoax. Hopefully her jury vote doesn’t cause a fan insurrection. Rick’s energy worries me– I feel like we might see him naked soon.
- Paige is sitting on her throne right now, hoping for a little back-to-back cheddar for her dog-kibble fund. Watch out for Christina and Bill. Paige needs her JJ Power Hogs to go the distance. But don’t be sleeping on Niki FAH-KING Nuttal! If Ricky boy wins… might get a little cheddar.
- Three to go! Finale at Zach’s. Check the Whattie for deets.
April 23
- It looks like the finalists may be taking shape! Niki Nuttz and Christina are making it interesting. Will that Chrissy swap haunt Christina? TIME WILL TELL. Paige and Bill have the lead, but their battleships are taking hits!
- He Who Shall Shit His Pants was good TV. I’m gonna miss Professor Peabody. Weird to award him 5 points for voting himself out. A NEW ERA POOL FIRST!
- Ozzy, bro– Get with the vote! MAGA Mama needs a Joe Biden rigged election for the win at this point. She doesn’t vote you out, she redacts you from the files BABE. No, Steph has been pretty terrible at voting.
- I’D LIKE A WEEK OFF FROM LOSING PEOPLE. THANK YOU. GURL BYE
April 09
- I don’t know about you guys, but my favourite bird? A chickaDEE DEE DEE. Especially when they fly away. Dragon Slayer just earned a new ring for a naked toe! If only Aubry had time to watch 49 so she could see how not to waste an idol when everyone knows you have it.
- Merge picks are in and some are already annihilated. Them’s the breaks. Thanks for getting them in.
- SWAPPERS: Paige kept her team as is and paid the price in large big toes. Bill swapped Tiff for Aubry, and Christina swapped Tiff for Chrissy. Don’t even ASK the webmaster if she can add that to the chart. Took us years to figure out the X’s. Christina still with no players eliminated!
- But don’t you count out the commish and his Florida MAGA MAMA. Boy, BOY BOY BOY. So disappointing. But I’ll ride her HATE to the finish if I have to! May she fillet the competion with a jawline sharper than Ginsu. Remember Ginsu?? I bet Zach has a Ginsu knife.
April 02
- Blood moon?? More like drop the Commish’s pants to a full moon and tan his hide! I’m going ROGUE. FUCK IT
- A lot of people took some hits. Time to add some fresh blood to your team.
- As of Episode 07, Post-Merge points are in effect!
- You could hear Colby’s body creak at that Tribal. Both Canadians booted before jury. That’s PISS.
- Merge Picks Google sheet is now live! Paige, Bill and Christina have the choice to swap or stay. There’s an option for both in the sheet, so fill ‘er up for me! Due Tuesday April 07th.
- Here’s the aw, sheeeeeeeeeeeet https://forms.gle/USFWf43HLNCTyDdcA
march 25
- Angelina- damn, gurl. Time to return those eyelashes to Target. The Jacket Gag is alive and well!
- Charlie – You need help, bro! Sore loser shit gotta stop. Charlie’s Survivor 50 theme was: MARIA MARIA
- Huge week for the Commish. Rolling in to Tribals with like 5 out of 6 players on my team. LET’S MERGE AND PURGE.
march 19
- Mike White, those abs did fuck-all! What a dizzy tribal. Double death next week!
march 13
- I don’t wanna hear ANY SHIT, ANY SPECULATION, ANY WONDER about the COMMISH being a cheater, CUZ HE’S CLEARLY NOT. He’s clearly not. No regrets, Q! You wild turkey, you. I thought we’d burn that island down together, threaten to quit a few times… didn’t even get a vote in.
- Dud pick of the pool possibly up for grabs still if Steph gets snuffed next. Haha, ahhh what a bag of piss is being left on my pool porch!
march 12
Welcome to the new era! Excited to get things going. I’ll post screen grabs of the weekly points here so you can see how it all shakes out! First $200, 2nd $60 and 3rd $40. Thanks for getting your picks in on time! Good luck!